How NOT to return to your resort

[Cranbiz]

So that is how you get rid of SGs.

Cranbiz: We are now on top of a beautiful bridge with a view of the parks that is rarely seen. I will now give the first SG to jump off this bridge free drinks at any Disney properties bar. Unlimited drinks. If anyone jumps in the next 20 seconds gets free fast passes and sex with the princess of their choice.

I am sure you could work a good spiel like that and get rid of annoying guests.

Churchy,

I like it!!!!

However, I can only use it at PI.

Sex with the princess of your choice won't be good on a bus load of little princesses going to the Magic Kingdom. :(

You're damn lucky he didn't throw you ( or Big W) off the bus,and steal it.

(Hey,they weren't going where "I" wanted to go)

Got to be a pretty big SG to throw Big Wallaby or myself off of the bus. :D:

[mechurchlady]

Cranbiz tsk tsk, you would tell them girls they could have sex in the castle with any male disney character like Tarzan or Prince Charming. I used to watch the parade just to see a scantily clad man who was a bit buff acting like Tarzan.

[SirWillow]

^ Yeah, but a large percentage of those male Disney characters aren't interested in the ladies, if you catch my drift. They might be offended at you offering them up like that. :D