my personal best SG

[Anna]

Nice thought, but I can already hear the excuses:

"I didn't see the sign."

I don't think we need a sign to tell people that it is not acceptable to go backstage and crap in the bushes.

[PirateGirl]

I don't think we need a sign to tell people that it is not acceptable to go backstage and crap in the bushes.

Or so you assume. You'd be surprised with a lot of "crap bandits" going around doing their business wherever they want.

[mechurchlady]

For some people it is ok to go in the bushes in an out of sight place. They see nothing wrong. They do not see the health issues of leaving stuff in the bushes. It is a mentality best left untouched.

Maybe there could be an autopilot chip in tickets so that guests automatically do not enter offstage areas, do not climb into bushes, do not cross ropes and fences, and stay behind the damned yellow lines. Push the button and slowly the guests would automatically trickle into rides. Lines would be evenly spaced out so there would be a 15 minute wait on all rides then when it got really busy it would be 30 minutes. Just push some buttons and 100 guests in line for Splash Mountain will head over to the canoes or Haunted Mansion to wait in a shorter line, (insert evil laugh)

CM: Control this is Space Mountain 12 we got a stuck ECV so lighten up our load.
CM in Control: Roger that.
CM: It's a Small World is low on guests.
CM in Control: Roger that.

CM in control then shuffles 100 guest toward It's a Small World. The power of magnets and microchips.

[AngelSword]

If we're going to get that technical then I also want an automatic sprinkler system that showers any person smoking outside of a smoking area. Just imagine ... inhale, puff, SHOWER!

[felinefan]

Or for guests who take a whiz in the bushes, install an electric fence-like device, so when they tinkle, male or female, the power flows up the stream and ZZZZTTTT!!!! :hysteria: . Then for the capper, add a laugh track!

[bpgstudios]

Just push some buttons and 100 guests in line for Splash Mountain will head over to the canoes or Haunted Mansion to wait in a shorter line, (insert evil laugh)

CM: Control this is Space Mountain 12 we got a stuck ECV so lighten up our load.
CM in Control: Roger that.
CM: It's a Small World is low on guests.
CM in Control: Roger that.

CM in control then shuffles 100 guest toward It's a Small World. The power of magnets and microchips.

You mean like these?

[Big Wallaby]

My wife had an incident two days ago, where she was lifeguarding at YBC, and she stepped in a pile of Signal H. Since there are no dogs or other animals allowed on the pool deck, it was most certainly human.

Oh, and she was barefoot. :barf:

How would I feel in her situation? :twitch:

[mechurchlady]

You mean like these?

That is exactly the right idea. That woudl be fun and of course when I do those simulations I like to mess things up on purpose.

[june1st1997]

My wife had an incident two days ago, where she was lifeguarding at YBC, and she stepped in a pile of Signal H. Since there are no dogs or other animals allowed on the pool deck, it was most certainly human.

Oh, and she was barefoot. :barf:

How would I feel in her situation? :twitch:

I don't know what to say. One of the reasons I read this sight is to read things like this... and yet I still find myself stunned when I read this stuff.

Your poor wife. No matter how much she gets paid... It's not enough. That woman desreves a raise.

How would I feel... I'd probably still be standing there stunned standing in S**T. My job is to deal with other people's S**T. The figurative kind. The real kind...I am too stupid to have that job.

[Cranbiz]

she stepped in a pile of Signal H.

I don't remember that one on my cheat sheet.

Signal V ...yes, Signal H ...no