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Buggy · Post by **Buggy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:57 pm

I have just convinced my wife to spend the week of Thanksgiving at Disneyworld. I better start accumulating my jaw-droppingly stupid questions now so I can get posted on here. (My own rules: I must be amusing, but not abusive. No breaking the magic (for example, questions like "is it hot in that fursuit," would be right out.)) Any additional suggestions?

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:13 pm

Buggy wrote:... "is it hot in that fursuit," would be right out....

Don't know from personal experience, but I bet there are other places in Orlando where you can ask that question.

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:29 pm

Que "Twilight Zone" music.

Buggy · Post by **Buggy** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:55 am

I think I've decided on the signature question of "what kind of ride is the SpectroMagic[1] parade?" with the followup question: "does it go upside down?"

[1]Or whatever parade happens to be in the park.

SueOKW · Post by **SueOKW** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:47 pm

How about standing right next to a cart with maps, and ask if they have any maps? Preferably stand right in front of the maps. Even better - ask if that's the map for the park you are in... then hold it upside down.

I can do all of those things.

(23 days......... )

SueOKW · Post by **SueOKW** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:08 pm

Actually, I kind of like this idea......... being deliberately obtuse but in a humorous way.

Then again, CMs have probably heard it all. Maybe silence is the best option. Silence, smiles and courtesy. Maybe being the invisible guest is the best. :)

I'm sure I'll manage some stunning trick at every park.

Euterpe · Post by **Euterpe** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:49 pm

Sometimes... after a long day... guests will try to joke like that or something, and it just goes right over my head, and I answer it sincerly, and then there's that awkward moment when they say it's just a joke, and I still can't laugh because I hear it so much...

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:23 pm

Myself, I figure there are enough genuineSGs in the world...why torment a CM with adding to what they experience hundreds of times a day?

Buggy · Post by **Buggy** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:02 pm

Yes, well, the goal is to amuse, not annoy, to ask a question so ridiculous that it has to be a joke. But I don't want to accidentally press any buttons either.

Brayon · Post by **Brayon** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:26 pm

Just try not to ask: "What Time is the 3:00 Parade?" And I think most CMs wont have an anurism.

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