CM accessory wish list

[strlnblue]

You also need to give us nice, well-behaved visitors a special box with a key that only we can open. That way, we can bitch-slap, stomp or maim the jerk visitor who keeps holding up the line or cutting or stealing other people's FPs! I recommend the pepper spray hunters use. It'll stop anything and anyone!

[Main_Street_Merch]

A how To Book on Strollers So that when a SG locks them we can just take them apart then put them back together as far from the oringinal location as you can get.

Oh, nah... just call security. That's considered a bomb threat. Having to collect their stroller from the bomb squad usually makes people think twice about the lock.

[Main_Street_Merch]

A co-operative poltergeist to invisibly bitch slap the guests who won't co-operate.

:twisted:

I fell out of my chair laughing at that one. It made my evening.

[Ansem]

Like the original post states, I read the title and immediately thought Light Saber. I'm such a geek... I wouldn't mind a decapitation or two...

[PirateJohn]

-- Alcohol for the break rooms.

[tacoboy]

-- Alcohol for the break rooms.

i like the way you think!

but imagene an inebriated CM on pirates just joining in on the scenes. or better yet...Its a small world. :D:

[SueOKW]

Bull Horn To repeat a question of interest to EVERYONE in the vicinity, as well as state the correct answer one time and one time only (rather than having to repeat for the 50th time, "yes the ride is down, no we don't know when we'll be back up again" to the idiot standing 18" from the 49th idiot who asked you the same question).

and what about guest 50? taser?

[darph nader]

-- Alcohol for the break rooms.

ALL RIGHT PirateJohn, long time no hear from. I'm with tacoboy. Hows about a 'secret' keg backstage for a few select persons???
AND,of course 'pine floats' OR chocolate colas for others. ;)

[hhsrat]

Oh, nah... just call security. That's considered a bomb threat. Having to collect their stroller from the bomb squad usually makes people think twice about the lock.

last time I had to deal with a locked stroller, back when I was still in Harambe, a certain manager (who shall remain nameless, but may have formerly been in entertainment) said that it wasn't a problem, and that I should just talk to the guest when they came back. Needless to say, this strategy didn't really work out all that well.