STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Notatourist » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:48 am

Try playing a character, having a guest grab you by the chest (I'm female) and saying "Oh my god, they are real."

To which my reply was "Yes, and your evening is over."

They were evicted from the park.


I'm not a tourist cause I work there...

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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Seussgirl » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:55 pm

OMG! Did that happen last night at HHN?


Guest: What time does the park close?
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?

I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!! :rolleyes:

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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Notatourist » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:08 pm

No, couple of years back, Suess Girl, and I think you and I know each other... muhahaha....I'll look for you when I am in your area again...


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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Seussgirl » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:34 pm

Yes, I remember meeting you. :)


Guest: What time does the park close?
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?

I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!! :rolleyes:

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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by coldfire409 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:01 pm

IRSmart1 wrote: And of course: DO YOU WORK HERE?

NO!! I won a contest that allows me to be a cast member for the day. DUH!
Disney did a contest like that in the early 80's i belive. Some lady won it and got bored while at a position at the Seas and left before her bump came. She bitched at the CM the whole time too.


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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Anna » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:24 pm

Notatourist wrote:No, couple of years back, Suess Girl, and I think you and I know each other... muhahaha....I'll look for you when I am in your area again...
I know you also. I also know Suess Girl and BTTF4Life. I'll give you a little hint---I'm the MIB champ.



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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Notatourist » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:54 am

I know, I know...EVERYONE IS HERE... :) We're taking over....


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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Seussgirl » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:21 am

Yep, we are here to stay!


Guest: What time does the park close?
Me: 5 minutes ago.
Guest: Are there any rides still open?
Me: No, the park's closed.
Guest: So, there's no rides still open?

I'm so glad I'm just seasonal!!! :rolleyes:

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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Stduck » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:16 am

Notatourist wrote:I know, I know...EVERYONE IS HERE... :) We're taking over....
Still more of us though -waves her little DLR flag-


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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

Post by Notatourist » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:00 pm

I know, and I will state this. Unless you have worked in a park, or a park like enviroment, no one will understand the brother and sisterhood presented on this site more than park and park enviroments (the customer service industry)...so we all stand together and laugh when we need to, advise when we need to, cry when we have to, and love whenever we can.

Disney, Universal, Sea World, Knotts, Lego, Six Flags and those I have left out, unite!


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