Funny Radio Calls!!

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Funny Radio Calls!!

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:45 am

Does anyone have any hilarious radio calls that they heard or said over the radio? I heard some, one went like this:

"Attention all units, attention all units, Fantasmic! has been cancelled!!" "YESSSSS!!!"

"Attention all units, pleas be on the look out for a stolen Winnie The Pooh Hunnie Pot" or something like that!!


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Post by MEng85 » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:07 am

LMAO....that is hilarious....yes wanna thank you for bringing a tear to my eye :D:

sadly we cnt, were monitored by park dispatch on alcatraz, and theyll respond by tellin ya to mind proper radio protocal...i guess they got their reasons....


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Post by Dack48 » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:15 am

The best one was the one time management told me that over the radio they were advising all Epcot cast that they let a HORSE through the main entrance. No clue why, but a guest wanted him in. Who brings a horse on vacation, honestly.


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Post by hobie16 » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:49 am

Although it's not a radio message, this phone mail message just gets better and better. The first 30 seconds kinda drag but after that...

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Post by Main Streeter » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:42 pm

MEng85 wrote: sadly we cnt, were monitored by park dispatch on alcatraz, and theyll respond by tellin ya to mind proper radio protocal...i guess they got their reasons....
Fed. Gov't has NO ense of humor :p:
Yesterday I heard a radio call re a "customer", but one had to know this before the call came in. "Red bun. Abt 300 lbs
has hang tags & is asking you to take her inks off."



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Re: Funny Radio Calls!!

Post by mahaihai » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:25 pm

A few weeks ago i was working at the gate and facilities gets on the channel and says, "Control to all units, be advised that Muppets in 101 due to loss of projection, AC, lights, power, characters. Again Muppets 101 due to loss of everything. Control clear." I started laughing hysterically while guests walked by me. Thought i would share it.


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Post by SilverStyle » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:35 pm

mahaihai wrote:A few weeks ago i was working at the gate and facilities gets on the channel and says, "Control to all units, be advised that Muppets in 101 due to loss of projection, AC, lights, power, characters. Again Muppets 101 due to loss of everything. Control clear." I started laughing hysterically while guests walked by me. Thought i would share it.
Hahah, I was there when that happen. We lost everything. ONe time we called muppets one time, I heard, "Muppets is 101 due to lost and found". Which it was suppose to be Muppets is 101 due to loss of sound" :confused:



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Re: Funny Radio Calls!!

Post by LuvtheMagic » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:19 am

This was when I worked at Target years ago (I work at Disneyland now) :D: but anyway, we had radios at Target and it was all silent and suddenly, out of nowhere, on the radio I heard...."Elmo loves you" in Elmo's voice. lol. One of my coworkers had put an Elmo doll to the radio. :p:



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Post by dannydp » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:05 pm

LuvtheMagic wrote:This was when I worked at Target years ago (I work at Disneyland now) :D: but anyway, we had radios at Target and it was all silent and suddenly, out of nowhere, on the radio I heard...."Elmo loves you" in Elmo's voice. lol. One of my coworkers had put an Elmo doll to the radio. :p:
Used to do that all the time when I worked at PFP. We had a 'game' there that involved shooting water a target. It was flinstones themed, complete with song. Every so often when we weren't busy I'd walk over there put the walkie talkie up to the speaker and press the button. All over the park you'd hear (with a slight echo since the radios for some reason had a slight delay on them) YABAAA DABAAAA DOOOOOOOO!



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Post by SilverStyle » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:09 pm

LuvtheMagic wrote:This was when I worked at Target years ago (I work at Disneyland now) :D: but anyway, we had radios at Target and it was all silent and suddenly, out of nowhere, on the radio I heard...."Elmo loves you" in Elmo's voice. lol. One of my coworkers had put an Elmo doll to the radio. :p:
Use to work at Target too, God I hated that place. Everytime we saw a hot chick we talked over the radio saying we had a code pink. Girls where the skankiest close to target
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