Please Don't Touch Me...

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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by JugglingFreak » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:09 am

drcorey wrote:It's hammer toe time... owie.
Or camel toe time... :twisted:



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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by tlbwriter » Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:28 pm

I'm going to whack ya'll in the head with my hammer. Hey, it's just the way I am. You must have some kind of social phobia if you don't like it. :notallthe :D:



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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:59 pm

oh great, now I want to watch the MC video on youtube...

and I got that song in my head...


dooo do do do

do do

doo do

can't touch this....

:rolleyes:


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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by hobie16 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:31 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:oh great, now I want to watch the MC video on youtube...

and I got that song in my head...


dooo do do do

do do

doo do

can't touch this....

:rolleyes:
Rick James ripoff.


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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by turkeyham » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:01 am

I think that would be a good song for my cart in Frontierland. Especially around the beverage displays. :twisted:



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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by rickinnyc » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:28 am

Notastupidguest wrote:Oh I don't touch them in order to be loving, I just do it and I'm not going to change. It's not my problem if people have social phobias. I'm not kissing them, it's a light touch, it's not pulling hair and it's not going behind a service counter to touch them either.

It's perfectly natural and the way I am, if you don't like it then too bad. I'm not changing any part of me to please you so suck it up. Or change your job to a more reclusive one. I don't think a light touch when talking or laughing with somebody is so terrible and I think it is preferable to the SG who scream in your faces.
Nice sense of entitlement you have. Your attitude has absolutely nothing to do with being loving. It's to satisfy your own needs and not anyone else's.

I encourage you to bring your loving touch to New York City and see how long you last. I'm a pretty mellow guy but will gladly and loudly say, "Keep your %@#$& hands to yourself you touchy crazy @$$". Others here, won't be so polite.



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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by BRWombat » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:40 pm

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mo-orning,
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this la-and,
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this la-a-a-and...


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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by darph nader » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:54 pm

BRWombat wrote:If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mo-orning,
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this la-and,
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this la-a-a-and...
Nothing like a shameless plug. ;)


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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by Mayonnaise » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:16 pm

If I had a hammer... I'd hammer in the mid-afternoon, so as to cause the least disturbance possible... but that's just me. :p:

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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...

Post by CujoSR » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:21 pm

OK I think everyone's had their chance to say their peace. Thread Closed.


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