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Re: Height restrictions

Post by CujoSR » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:50 pm

You mean "Shit for brains" isn't a disorder? Damn.



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Re: Height restrictions

Post by delsdad » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 pm

CujoSR wrote:You mean "Shit for brains" isn't a disorder? Damn.
Nope. Just a side effect of prolonged Cranial Rectal Immersion !



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Re: Height restrictions

Post by felinefan » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:50 pm

You mean impaction, don't you? As in head up their arse. Have you seen that commercial? Guys walking around in a golf club pro shop with their heads up their backsides? Been awhile since I was able to watch T.V., so I don't recall what product or service was being advertised.


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Re: Height restrictions

Post by hobie16 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:25 pm

Is that anything like Anal-Oculosis?


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Re: Height restrictions

Post by DisneyMom » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:03 am

Hmmmm, Maybe the term is Cranio-Rectal Displacement? However, if the head is in the proper anatomical position, but contains brown matter instead of gray, I believe the term would be Fecal-Cephalic Disease. This is different from Pneumo-Cephalic Disease in which the cranium contains only air. ;)
Some might call these "diseases", where others would say that it is a specific set of symptoms known as a disorder or (oops) "syndrome"...... :D:


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Re: Height restrictions

Post by BRWombat » Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:58 am

Love all the euphemisms. Reminds me of the first time I heard one of my police officers say that he'd stopped someone for "DWHUA." :D:


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Re: Height restrictions

Post by TechieSidhe » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:34 am

I prefer the term "suffering from bineuronal asnynapsis," meaning there's no electrical communication between a SG's brain neurons.



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Post by darph nader » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:18 pm

BRWombat wrote:Love all the euphemisms. Reminds me of the first time I heard one of my police officers say that he'd stopped someone for "DWHUA." :D:
If you don't BR,I'm gonna steal that. :twisted:


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Re: Height restrictions

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:05 am

CujoSR wrote:You mean "Shit for brains" isn't a disorder? Damn.
don't give them ideas, they will want GAC's for that!!!


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Re: Height restrictions

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:40 am

My favorite is definitely the cranio-rectal impaction.

But you wanna know what's sad?

The entire time I was reading the second page of this thread, the question going through my mind was, "How bad a prolapse does THAT cause?" I don't even want to imagine!


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