"Thith ith retarded"

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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by darph nader » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:18 pm

ktulu wrote:Do I really need to show you?
Don't do it K,you've already ruined your 'good' sneakers. :rolleyes:


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:18 am

Sarah Magdalene wrote:How exactly does one get an ice cream bar in your shoe and still have it fit?

Hmm, same way you could turn it into a suppository on an SG?

hehehehhehehe

hey SG, do you feel a draft?


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by Sarah Magdalene » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:38 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmm, same way you could turn it into a suppository on an SG?

hehehehhehehe

hey SG, do you feel a draft?
Bahahahahahahahaha!

And yes, I would like to see a demo --- no no no, not yours Pirate, I meant Ktulu's ....


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by ktulu » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:40 pm

Sarah Magdalene wrote:Bahahahahahahahaha!

And yes, I would like to see a demo --- no no no, not yours Pirate, I meant Ktulu's ....
Okay, next time I am at WDW :)


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:05 pm

Hmm, maybe they should make a special ice cream bar in the shape of a star!!!

hehehehhee


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by Zazu » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:08 pm

Sarah Magdalene wrote:How exactly does one get an ice cream bar in your shoe and still have it fit?
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmm, same way you could turn it into a suppository on an SG?
Don't be silly! You don't use ice cream bars for SG suppositories. That's what the Itsakadoozy bars are for!


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:40 pm

Zazu wrote:Don't be silly! You don't use ice cream bars for SG suppositories. That's what the Itsakadoozy bars are for!

Good "POINT"

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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by Planner » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:04 am

I don't think reading this thread as I am noming breakfast was a good idea :barf:

Though I like the idea of ice cream bars as weapons for use in removing the stupid guest from the planet :axe:


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Wonder if he was thinking about a SG:D:

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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by Freak » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:46 am

We had the ice cream bar trick happen @ Knott's too. I think the hardest ride to deal with height was Xcelerator. It was a high requirement at 52", but on top of that, the dock was slanted at an angle, which imho contributed to some false reads. I was considered "too strict" by many of my fellow ops on dock @ Xcel when it came to height. I figured better safe then sorry. But my fellow ops would say something like "its only a little bit of height (1/2" or greater), it's not going to kill them." But I didn't want to be the one having that death be on my shoulders if it did happen

I also disliked the policy of "if the kid has high shoes on, they can ride." What kind of BS is that? We had kids with 2" platform sandals on being able to pass height check because of their shoes alone. I'm not sure if they ever changed that policy, but that was so contradictory


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Re: "Thith ith retarded"

Post by PatchOBlack » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:08 pm

Hmm....I am thinking I would like to see a "You must be this tall" sign with a footnote along the lines of "* Rider must be this tall naturally. You may be asked to be re-measured if it appears artificial means are being used to increase the rider's height."



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