DUDE! We both need to get a life. But I'll just get a beer right now instead. :D:GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:everybody sing:
If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic!
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Yup,
If you can sing about a bear, you know they poem of Fuzzy.
I have remembered a few lines:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...
I like Ewwie Goowie was a worm, Ewwie Goowie liked to squirm. Ewwie Goowie crawled upon a rail road track. Ewwie Goowie is worm chow suwie. :D:
If you can sing about a bear, you know they poem of Fuzzy.
I have remembered a few lines:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...
I like Ewwie Goowie was a worm, Ewwie Goowie liked to squirm. Ewwie Goowie crawled upon a rail road track. Ewwie Goowie is worm chow suwie. :D:
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bearturkeyham wrote:Yup,
If you can sing about a bear, you know they poem of Fuzzy.
I have remembered a few lines:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...
I like Ewwie Goowie was a worm, Ewwie Goowie liked to squirm. Ewwie Goowie crawled upon a rail road track. Ewwie Goowie is worm chow suwie. :D:
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy
Was He?
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Never got into it. Most of my male relatives are the outdoors types, liking to hunt or fish, but I'm the odd one out. I figured God wouldn't have invented air conditioning and hotels if he intended for us to stay outdoors!darph nader wrote:(note to self,take Wombat camping with us next time) :D:
j/k,j/k,we love you big guy.Do you like to fish?..... No, you can't use me as bait.
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Thanks, I could not remember that from camp.
What's the one with goffer guts?
What's the one with goffer guts?
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The beer is just as good, if not better than, the life.darph nader wrote:DUDE! We both need to get a life. But I'll just get a beer right now instead. :D:
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Sounds kinda like my mom. Her idea of 'roughing it',is waiting for room service to bring up a snack.BRWombat wrote:Never got into it. Most of my male relatives are the outdoors types, liking to hunt or fish, but I'm the odd one out. I figured God wouldn't have invented air conditioning and hotels if he intended for us to stay outdoors!
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HAHA! NOT for the sensitive-turkeyham wrote:Thanks, I could not remember that from camp.
What's the one with goffer guts?
Great green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts,
Simulated Monkey Feet
Chopped -up baby Parakeet
French Fried Eyeballs boiled in a pot of Pee
Ain't that nice for (insert name)!
my Mom would sing that when we would ask what was for Dinner!
now you know why I'm so messed up! ;)
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cjbnc wrote:Grizzly Bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.
My first two laughs of the day in the same thread. Very good guys!! :D:GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:It seems the "student" thought the label "bear repellant" meant that he was to wear it, and he doused himself with it to keep the bears away.
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Ah... reminds me of all the great songs from elementary school days. Such as:DisneyMom wrote:HAHA! NOT for the sensitive-
Great green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts,
Simulated Monkey Feet
Chopped -up baby Parakeet
French Fried Eyeballs boiled in a pot of Pee
Ain't that nice for (insert name)!
my Mom would sing that when we would ask what was for Dinner!
now you know why I'm so messed up! ;)
[to the tune of "I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover"]
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, that I overran with the mower,
One leg is missing, another is gone, One leg is splattered all over the lawn,
No need explaining the one remaining is still underneath the mower,
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover, that I overran with the mower!
or this one [to the tune of "Yesterday"]
Leprosy... All my parts are falling off of me...
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh I believe in Leprosy!
or this one [to the tune of "Put Your Hand in the Hand"]
Put your hand in the fan and you will lose a finger,
Put your foot in the fan and you will lose a toe,
Put your face in the fan and you will look at others differently,
Put your body in the fan, rearrange your anatomy!
Good times, good times...
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