Stupid Guest Tricks out West

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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:54 pm

DisneyMom wrote:My Hubby and I have a certain spot in mind overlooking Yosemite Valley where we plan to have our ashes spread .This ties together this thread as this post contains Nat. Park AND Death. We will probably even have our ashes
consumed by Bears. I consider that better than being worm food! :p:

as long as you are not spread around WDW or DLR!!!

and if you were consumed by bears...well, they die too!!!


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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by DisneyMom » Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:04 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:as long as you are not spread around WDW or DLR!!!

and if you were consumed by bears...well, they die too!!!
I plan to Haunt DLR in the Afterlife anyway, regardless of where ashes are spread. This way I can spend all day there, watch fireworks, and play tricks on naughty SGs! :twisted:

When the bear dies, It's The Circle of Life.......... ;)


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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by hobie16 » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:38 pm

DisneyMom wrote:We will probably even have our ashes
consumed by Bears. I consider that better than being worm food! :p:
Not if they're wrapped in grocery store plastic bags. :D:


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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by Zazu » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:52 pm

hobie16 wrote:Not if they're wrapped in grocery store plastic bags. :D:
But... how are you going to get the grocery store plastic bags wrapped around the bear?


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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:09 pm

Zazu wrote:But... how are you going to get the grocery store plastic bags wrapped around the bear?

Thats easy, put a cheeseburger on a bear trail, and ring your bear bell, when the bear approaches, jump out and suprise him, throw the bag over the bear and secure it with a twistie tie!

let us all know if it works!!!

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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:25 pm

Zazu wrote:But... how are you going to get the grocery store plastic bags wrapped around the bear?
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Thats easy, put a cheeseburger on a bear trail, and ring your bear bell, when the bear approaches, jump out and suprise him, throw the bag over the bear and secure it with a twistie tie!
I was thinking coat the bags with honey but what do I know.


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Re: Stupid Guest Tricks out West

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:12 am

hobie16 wrote:I was thinking coat the bags with honey but what do I know.

Oh SURE..if you want to do it the EASY way! [/Gonzo]


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