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by Big Wallaby » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:39 am
It's like the people who drink around the World at Epcot, and then come stumbling onto the Monorail. Now, I am not generally going to refuse service, but after a night of cleaning up Cab 1 on Lime (right before driving it. You never love Voban... or hate it... as much as I do now after the night I'm talking about), I don't let anyone who's visibly drunk in the front cab... besides what if they decide it would be fun to push buttons while the train is in motion?
One night, though, someone at Epcot had allowed drunk guests in the front cab. One person got sick, and that caused the other guests to react in kind, and the pilot as well. From the way the Voban had been poured, the floor was covered, and it was all over all the seats. There was not one inch of Voban on the floor that was not solidly caked together, which means the floor had been solidly covered.
I rode around with the driver who had the train before me for a while, sweeping up the Voban and protein spill. It took two rounds, and even then the smell of the Voban (still better than the vomit) was overpowering. Once I got somewhat used to it, I didn't leave the cab so I wouldn't lose the scent in the clear air, so that I would remain fully used to the smell and not have to readjust every stop.
It was awful.
So no drunks in the front cab when I am involved.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
