Items withheld to protect the oblivious and the delirious.
SG: May I ask you a question?
CM: Sure! (first mistake)
SG: Why did they build that bathroom that way? I mean it's stupid, the men's room is on one side and the ladies room is on the other.
CM: ...
SG: Don't you think that's just stupid?
CM: :dropmouth
SG: Well?
CM: Oh, you were serious? Well hang on, now I'm curious, let me call someone to find out. Wait right here, it might take me a little while, but wait right here.
Overheard in the kingdom
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
I truly hope the SG is still waiting,,,,and waiting,,,,and waiting. :twisted:
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
WHAT?
did he expect them to be one on top of another?
did he expect them to be one on top of another?
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
He's used to using the bathroom outside like other guests. What's the point of having bathrooms at all?
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
They should get rid of all the bathrooms and replace them with gift shops. "Need to use the bathrooms??? Too bad!!! You should of thought of that before you left! You know better, go before you go to Disney. :twisted: "
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
Hey,if you have an incontinence problem,that trip to the other side might make a HUGE difference! ;)
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
Well, it depends... or Depends, depending.....DisneyMom wrote:Hey,if you have an incontinence problem,that trip to the other side might make a HUGE difference! ;)
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Today was the best day for SG in the rain!
SG: Does Disneyland still launch the fireworks in the heavy rain?
CM: No, because when the fireworks are set off, they have a fuse lit with a flame. :mad:
How lame can these people get?
SG: Does Disneyland still launch the fireworks in the heavy rain?
CM: No, because when the fireworks are set off, they have a fuse lit with a flame. :mad:
How lame can these people get?
Re: Overheard in the kingdom
*rimshot*Zazu wrote:Well, it depends... or Depends, depending.....
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Re: Overheard in the kingdom
Sorry to bump this but I wanted to share what I heard today.
Group leader: "I hear there's one in Paris now"
Followers: "oh wow!"
Group leader: "I hear there's one in Paris now"
Followers: "oh wow!"