Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...

[hhsrat]

"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."

[Ianto Jones]

"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."

/@me ::laughs hysterically:: -- don't know why, but that bit _really_ gets me! I like your version, too! (I've only been to DLR, not MK)

[mapo]

"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."

Outstanding

mapo

[hhsrat]

(Oddly enough, I've never actually worked at Jungle, although I always thought it would be fun)

[drcorey]

I laugh at the tourists out here. we have double decker buses and the upper level is lower then the bottom. and thou the driver warns to lower heads and there are recordings when the doors open. you can still hear the thuds and cursing all the time. a few for each stop too.

[ktulu]

"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."

This one gets passed around, I've heard it on both coasts. They did change the name/attraction for Disneyland, although it would be funny to use Tiki Room UNM and see if anyone gives odd looks...