so I am eatting near the haunted mansion.
and a rat comes up to me, so I give it a piece of popcorn. so it runs for the bushes, just as it's about to make it, a crow grabs it and flys it off to lunch.
sometimes your the rat and sometimes your the crow.
it's all fastfood.
I heard now, if you tell a CM you got robbed by the wildlife, and show a recipt, they will replace your food. hmm, I would rather have the rat replaced.
good thing the river is where most of them live.
tiver rats.
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It's a judgment call. If I think you were trying to feed the wildlife, then no. But if I think you were an innocent victim, then sure.drcorey wrote:I heard now, if you tell a CM you got robbed by the wildlife, and show a recipt, they will replace your food.
I once saw a woman crossing Main Street with hot dogs in both hands. She was attacked by a flurry of seagulls who robbed her of wienies and buns, and left her with a bloody face and mustard-smeared wrappers. I escorted her to First Aid, and had a fresh set of dogs waiting for her when she came out -- also a bird escort to see that she got to eat them the second time.
But yeah, if I see you offering a french fry to a rabbit and they take it off at your knuckle, you'll be lucky if I give you correct directions to First Aid.
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I would have been happy with a replacement rat.Zazu wrote:It's a judgment call. If I think you were trying to feed the wildlife, then no. But if I think you were an innocent victim, then sure.
I once saw a woman crossing Main Street with hot dogs in both hands. She was attacked by a flurry of seagulls who robbed her of wienies and buns, and left her with a bloody face and mustard-smeared wrappers. I escorted her to First Aid, and had a fresh set of dogs waiting for her when she came out -- also a bird escort to see that she got to eat them the second time.
But yeah, if I see you offering a french fry to a rabbit and they take it off at your knuckle, you'll be lucky if I give you correct directions to First Aid.
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Here you go...drcorey wrote:I would have been happy with a replacement rat.
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mommy? why is my rat cold and flat....BRWombat wrote:Here you go...
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We watched a lady lose an entire turkey leg to birds in California Adventure last year. We were too far away to stop the robbery, but morbidly entertained at the same time. I think we talked about that as much as all the other memories of that trip put together.
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I got shat upon at the bottom of a ride. Should have asked for a new shirt but I stole my husbands hoodie instead.
But then again we do not believe in wasting other peoples' money(nor our own) and it was not Disney's fault and my shirt was not "ruined", just temporarily soiled with poop!
But then again we do not believe in wasting other peoples' money(nor our own) and it was not Disney's fault and my shirt was not "ruined", just temporarily soiled with poop!
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That's better than getting hit in the face by a goose.DonutGoddess wrote:I got shat upon at the bottom of a ride.
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Or a duck!hobie16 wrote:That's better than getting hit in the face by a goose.
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I remember when that happened...............bet it hurt like hell.hobie16 wrote:That's better than getting hit in the face by a goose.
Coulda been worse,,,,,,,,,,,,,,coulda been the bird hit by a Randy Johnson fast-ball.
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