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Goofyernmost
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by Goofyernmost » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:13 pm
hobie16 wrote:The kids went through the Cheetos like locust. All I could see in the rear view mirror was an orange cloud in the back seat.
I don't use a Motorman's Friend as I discovered years ago that a car door held open at the correct angle while traveling at the appropriate speed creates an excellent airfoil that will remove liquids from the interior of the car.
Basically, set cruise control to appropriate speed, open door to correct angle, unzip, insert liquid waste removal system into air stream, open internal valve.
Easy peasy.
Would it be asking too much to tell me what type, year and model automobile you drive. I'm thinking traveling behind you would be, ah, well, GROSS!
This is a better solution. (Caution...don't mistake contents for beer. You will be disappointed!
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:31 pm
Goofyernmost wrote:Would it be asking too much to tell me what type, year and model automobile you drive. I'm thinking traveling behind you would be, ah, well, GROSS!
That would take all the fun out of it. Actually, step one should have been - Confirm no one is following behind car. If tailgater is present move to step two.
Goofyernmost wrote: This is a better solution. (Caution...don't mistake contents for beer. You will be disappointed!
Watch out for bumps and hard braking.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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TiggerHappy
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by TiggerHappy » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:25 pm
Someone should tell that person that maps are not 1/50 scale.
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DisneyMom
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by DisneyMom » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:29 am
hobie16 wrote:The kids went through the Cheetos like locust. All I could see in the rear view mirror was an orange cloud in the back seat.
I don't use a Motorman's Friend as I discovered years ago that a car door held open at the correct angle while traveling at the appropriate speed creates an excellent airfoil that will remove liquids from the interior of the car.
Basically, set cruise control to appropriate speed, open door to correct angle, unzip, insert liquid waste removal system into air stream, open internal valve.
Easy peasy.
I'm glad it was a short trip to DLR from the Catalina Landing!
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:21 am
DisneyMom wrote:I'm glad it was a short trip to DLR from the Catalina Landing!
We never reached the speed required to get good airflow over the door. Plus, I didn't drink anything on the ferry.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:03 pm
People like that are a traffic cops dream!
Hmm, 105 in a 65!!
giving out two more tickets like that and he get a new toaster oven!
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by Big Wallaby » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:54 pm
I have had similar experiences. I found the best way to describe it was to think of each state as a country. Usually, you'd get this look of confusion, then understanding.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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by Zazu » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:04 am
Goofyernmost wrote: This is a better solution. (Caution...don't mistake contents for beer. You will be disappointed!
Unless you actually think that Coors is beer....
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by hobie16 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:53 pm
Zazu wrote:Unless you actually think that Coors is beer....
Wasn't Coors originally called Bear Whiz Beer?
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:55 am
that reminds me of the "from the land of sky blue waters" commercials.....
yah, I'm that old
we used to call coors 'Colorado kool-aid"
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