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Really Funny Restaurant CMs

Post by drcorey » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:10 pm

Excuse me, Are your hot dogs chicken?

no sir, they are very brave...


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Post by felinefan » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:09 pm

Excuse me, do you serve spare ribs?

No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:


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Post by drcorey » Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:04 pm

felinefan wrote:Excuse me, do you serve spare ribs?

No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:
Do you serve crabs?
yes sir, someone will be right here to seat you.


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Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs

Post by Zazu » Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:55 pm

drcorey wrote:Do you serve crabs?
The way I heard it was:

"Can I get crabs here?"

"Sure! If you do one of the waitresses, it's almost certain."


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Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs

Post by hobie16 » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:25 pm

If fish come in on a fishing boat,
And shrimp come in on a shrimp boat,
What do crabs come in on?

The captain's dinghy.


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Re: Really Funny Restaurant CMs

Post by darph nader » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:43 pm

Walked into the 3rd Base a year ago.
Bartender: "Do you have reservations?"
Me: "Yeah,but I came here anyway."


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