No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:48 am

[quote="turkeyham"]Guess our mystery meat! Win Prize. [quote]
Sounds like Inn Btwn or/& OCJ. No! Have never been in OCJ.



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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:52 am

turkeyham wrote:Guess our mystery meat! Win Prize.
Sounds like Inn Btwn or/& OCJ. No! Have never been in OCJ



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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by felinefan » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:24 pm

I was thinking about the one published by MAD Magazine, and finally I remembered his name--Al Jaffe!


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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by delsdad » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:56 pm

During my first year of college I worked as an Usher at the theater where CATS ran for two years.

SG: "What do you feed the cats ?" (asked at intermission, by which point it had been well establlished that the cats were in fact lithe dancers in unitards and wigs)
Usher: left speechless !

Asked at the bottom of the grand staircase, which is being used by many other guests.
SG: Do these stairs go UP ?
Usher: No Ma'am, you will have to climb them yourself. It is not an escalator.



At the box office:
SG: I would like 2 tickets for Sundays show please.
Ticket seller: I'm sorry ma'am, but we are dark on Sundays. How about Saturday or Monday?
(note: a closed theater is referred to as being "dark")
SG: Thats OK. I love a colored cast !
Ticket Seller: left speechless ! :eek:


Another SG at the box office: "I'd like two tickets with a view of the stage please"
Ticket Seller: left speechless !



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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by hrcollectibles » Sat May 01, 2010 10:29 pm

Only place that has happened to me as at a target... I made the mistake of wearing a Red polo shirt and Khaki shorts



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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by Shorty82 » Sun May 02, 2010 7:22 am

hrcollectibles wrote:Only place that has happened to me as at a target... I made the mistake of wearing a Red polo shirt and Khaki shorts
The same thing happened to me before a number of times while wearing the red polo shirt and black pants that was my uniform at AutoZone. People see the red shirt and assume you work there.


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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by CptnSkippy » Sun May 02, 2010 7:36 am

hrcollectibles wrote:Only place that has happened to me as at a target... I made the mistake of wearing a Red polo shirt and Khaki shorts
Made that mistake once. After that, I was cognizant of what I was wearing before entering the store.

I get it shopping all the time. I think little old ladies do it on purpose just because they can't reach something.


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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by turkeyham » Mon May 03, 2010 12:37 am

I have gone to Starbacks after work. The SG who come in can not read the name tag correctly. Our Starbucks has a generic name tag for their employees.

Then again I have been to Ralph's picking up a few food items and have been mistaken for one of the store's employees. :)



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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by BRWombat » Mon May 03, 2010 11:49 am

I went shopping at Best Buy wearing khakis and a medium blue knit shirt once.

Once. :eek: :o:


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Re: No, Sorry, I Do NOT Work Here!

Post by turkeyham » Mon May 03, 2010 3:55 pm

Becareful going into a Sears. The one in Westminster Mall has the same dress code. :eek:



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