We had a thread on this topic a while back. There were even plans for a book. Working title was "What Time is the Three O'Clock Parade: Common Guest Questions and the Answers We Would Like To Let Them Have".felinefan wrote:Does anybody remember those books put out by MAD Magazine, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"? ... Hey, there's an idea for a thread--what you wish you could get away with saying.... Plus, some backfires--or as they would be called today, fails.
I've still got the files around here, but my co-conspirators lost interest and the project stopped. More than happy to fire it up again.
Perhaps I should start a new thread just for this. Who's willing to help edit?