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Now that's one big pile of ........

Post by maikusama » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:23 am

Hello, I'm new here :) Recently just found this wonderful site.

I think the worst memory from working as RO at indy would have to be definately the time when a black lady guest came thru the tower door surprised to find no bathroom there. She asked the CM there at tower where the bathroom was, and when he told her it was downstairs backstage she replied with "Too late" and dropped her pants and took a dump right there on the floor in tower and left......

took a dump on the floor of tower and left

took a dump on the floor of tower and left

took a dump on the floor of tower and left

And of course, we've had our share of old fat woman pee in seats of Indy jeeps.....

And who could forget summer of 2000 when somebody left a trail of diarrhea all the way up the south exit stairs....

ahhhh... memories



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Post by tabacco » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:57 am

*sigh*

Stories like this make me want to carry a spray bottle of Clorox with me wherever I go in the park :(



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Post by CujoSR » Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:03 am

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Post by Weeble » Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:18 am

:shock:


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Post by BirdMom » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:14 pm

oh that brings back memories...when I was a lead in merchandise, I must have been buried in something in one of the supervisor's offices and got paged to go to one of the clothing stores. The hostess was looking pretty indignant and asked me to go check out one of the dressing rooms. I asked why and she said "just go in there!" so when I opened the door, I saw this little kid size snail of poop on the floor then going up the wall onto the mirror. There was a freakin' trash can in the dressing room - the kid was probably tiny enough to use that as an emergency toilet (plastic liner included for convenience) but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... :x

The pathetic thing was that the restroom was literally around the corner from this location. Like 15 steps out the door and around the corner...hello. I feel rather guilty for pulling rank and calling custodial (hey, nothing in my job description for merchandise lead said anything about cleaning up poop), but what the hey - custodial had to deal with bigger things with code H's and all...(remember the elephants in Circus Fantasy? talk about miserable looking custodial hosts & hostesses) :cry:



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Post by Freak » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:41 pm

Taken from one of my posts:

Waiting in line for Soarin'....

Girl one: "I need to go to the bathroom, lets get out of line."
Girl two: "I do too, but we're already in line let's just go here, we're already wet from that water ride...Nobody will notice."
Girl one: "Okay."
Me: ::Throwing up behind bush:: Well not really, but it wasn't fun sitting next to them in Soarin....

What suprised me is how nobody put 2 and 2 together, there were two huge puddles next to each other in line.... I really did not enjoy sitting next to them in Soarin'...I think one girl liked me too :shock: !

Nasty....


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Post by coffeegirl9 » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:17 pm

Oh my God...that is the nastiest thing I have ever read...some people are just GROSS!!! :shock:



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Post by Freak » Mon Nov 03, 2003 4:14 pm

You know, now that I think of it, I bet Disneyland could make a hefty sum of money selling "Disney Depends." :lol:


RIP Bud Hurlbut.

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Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Post by Teddykeiko86 » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:56 pm

Don't read if you get nauseous easily....


One rainy day at T2:3D in the auditorium we found a trail of Code V (code 6) thru 1/2 a row of seats. Mind you that each row is about 40 seats.
We all wondered how this guest was still alive.



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Re: Now that's one big pile of ........

Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:56 pm

:barf:
Gross!


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