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Moonliner
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by Moonliner » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:35 am
hobie16 wrote:Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it's spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The second cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks!"
This is udder nonsense.
On the other hand, there is nothing wrong with re-pee. Remember, new water is not being formed everyday, so anything you drink has already made the 'Body Wars' trip many times through many different species before it winds up in your (supposedly) clean glass.
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by Ms. Matterhorn » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:32 am
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
"Excuse me, are those ducks real?"
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
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by hobie16 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:02 am
Moonliner wrote:Remember, new water is not being formed everyday, so anything you drink has already made the 'Body Wars' trip many times through many different species before it winds up in your (supposedly) clean glass.
Where do you think Bear Whiz Beer comes from?
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:40 pm
Reminds me of a desert survival course that I took. WE made a solar still with a canteen cup, some plastic tubing, and a piece of plastic sheet. ANY moisture can be distilled into pure drinking water....you can cut up catci, and other things and put in under the sheet for the still process...including err, wet sand. hehehehehehe
RUM?
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by BRWombat » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:16 am
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Reminds me of a desert survival course that I took. ...
I first read this as "
dessert survival course." Now that's something
I'd sign up for!!
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GRUMPY PIRATE
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:32 pm
BRWombat wrote:I first read this as "dessert survival course." Now that's something I'd sign up for!!
Well...ME too!!!
hehehehe
Especially before a trip to WDW!!!
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by Elena (aka: Bubble Lady) » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:09 pm
Syndrome wrote:Did she at least wipe?
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by Elena (aka: Bubble Lady) » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:13 pm
felinefan wrote:I remember one time Dr. Demento was having his 25th anniversary on T.V., and when they sang "Shaving Cream," they added a couple of verses--one started "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou?" but I forget what came after it; the other, sung by the good Doctor, had him complaining to a soda jerk that he'd ordered a big banana split, but instead he'd brought him of dish of shaving cream. I guess this is one of those "add a verse" songs.... :D:
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it is indeed one of those songs...an old one at that...sure do miss getting to listen to the good Dr. D...he used to have a 4 hour live show...then we got him on the web on a 2 hr. show (taped and played on stephen king's radio website)...now if you want to hear him you can go to his website and pay a few bucks to hear a part of an old show[/font]
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by mechurchlady » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:48 am
That was Club Penguin by the way. Fun place that is kid friendly.
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:34 pm
Elena (aka: Bubble Lady) wrote:[font="Palatino Linotype"]it is indeed one of those songs...an old one at that...sure do miss getting to listen to the good Dr. D...he used to have a 4 hour live show...then we got him on the web on a 2 hr. show (taped and played on stephen king's radio website)...now if you want to hear him you can go to his website and pay a few bucks to hear a part of an old show[/font]
I remember that my grandparents had an old 78 RPM record that had "shaving cream" on it. wish I had that now!
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