Where's Disneyland?

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From: freakofsliding <mmpr7@h...>
Date: Tue Aug 13, 2002 7:21pm
Subject: Where's Disneyland?


I was working the beverage cart outside of Soarin' and had a guest
ask me where the monorail stopped. I informed her that it does not
stop in this park, but it stops in Downtown Disney or Disneyland
Park. She looked at me and then asked how does she get to Disneyland
Park? So I told her all you have to do is exit this park and walk
straight across the entry plaza and the entrance to Disneyland is
right in front of you. She then had this extremely confused look on
her face and asked me "Well, how far is it? I don't have to go across
the street or anything do I?" I told her no, it was just straight
across from the exit. Then she asked me where Disneyland was... So, I
repeated myself that she just had to exit this park and keep walking
straight. After about three more minutes of telling her where
Disneyland was, she just said "Oh never mind, I don't need to go on
the monorail anyway... Are you sure it doesn't stop here?"
I just looked at her and shook my head as she walked away...