Think first...then speak

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From: polar_33 <polar_33@y...>
Date: Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:11am
Subject: Think first...then speak


I'm starting to believe that most guests don't think anything through
before they say it.

Case in point, when I am working on a popcorn wagon I have many
guests throughout the day be staring directly at the sign that
says "Popcorn 2.75" and then ask "How much is the popcorn?". Or
better yet staring directly at my displayed arrangement of drinks and
asking me "What drinks do you have?". The other day I had a guest
come up to me and staring back and forth at my sign and display ask
me what I sold. I replied "Popcorn, Water, and Sodas", he then
said "Ok, I'll have two churros, a coke, and a water". Without
skipping a beet I just replied "I can get you the drinks but you'll
have to go over to the churro wagon for the churros". I don't think
he understood his error...oh well.

Stupid people are beginning to phase me less and less these
days...but I still like to find the humor in their errors.