Stupid Guest Tricks

"For impersonating a judge...a lifetime in jail!"
"It was just a Halloween costume, I swear!"
"But it's July!"

I knew there was a dress code, but I didn't realize it involved wearing a dress! Or a wig.

"Huh. I liked my London guard outfit better."

Guys, you DO realize that these wigs went out of style in the 1800's, don't you? Oh well, if it means less people making fun of lawyers, I'll do it.

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: Graham Smith: "Alright, 'Mr. Short Invisible Barrister.' Come with me until you can put some clothes on."; Jay Marsh: "Well, if it's good enough for Bruce Jenner...."; kcberlin: "I don't understand the exchange rate here. How many wigs and robes to the dollar?"; darph nader: "You know, this wig looks a little like the neighbor's missing cat."; bookbabe: "Huh. I liked my London guard outfit better."; and Jay Dennis: "I wonder if this hair comes in any color other than 'old'?"



And the winning caption this week is from VM's official Most Revered and Exalted Blower of the Holy Pitch Pipe, Jay Dennis! He gets his first win and his first honorable mention in the same week! Congratulations, Jay!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for MAY 15! Another pic inspired by my upcoming trip... So how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

"Sir, I don't care that your name is also wombat, I'm still going to need another passport for you."

Will he be requiring a regular meal, or kosher?

"I'm sorry, sir, even if your nickname is wombat, he doesn't count as a lap-sitting infant."

"Forgive me for being so indelicate, sir, but shall I list your companion as a tenor or alto?"