Stupid Guest Tricks

Apparently the new hot toy this year is the "Tickle me Wombat" which utters the phrase, "I'm gonna sue you!"

leftcoaster wrote:Apparently the new hot toy this year is the "Tickle me Wombat" which utters the phrase, "I'm gonna sue you!"

I'm never gonna be able to watch one of those commercials again without giggling madly. I hate that damn Elmo, especially the Hugs one. I mean, really, if your kid needs a hug, hug him yourself, don't buy him a scraggly red muppet to hug him for you.

The look of disdain was clear on Santa's face that some child had asked for a "womkey".

Santa had found places for nearly everyone on the Isle of Misfit Toys, but had to bring one back...

BRWombat wrote:2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 45 -- Some of you mentioned it took you a while to spot me in last week's picture. I don't think you'll have that problem this week!

So how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, sorry, just the glory of winning!

Wombat's version on "How to see the world on a shoestring".

Week 45 Caption Contest results! First, the Honorable Mentions: Alan AJ Irby: "Santa on the way for another drop-off to the Island of Misfit Toys."; Don Kistler: "Dashing through the snow, with a Wombat close in tow..."; kcberlin: "The look of disdain was clear on Santa's face that some child had asked for a 'womkey.'"; PatchOBlack: "Santa had found places for nearly everyone on the Isle of Misfit Toys, but had to bring one back...."; and Big Wallaby: "Santa had been watching, and there were times that a prosecution could do what a lump of coal could not."



And the winner once again is ktulu, his seventh win in 2014 and eleventh overall! (Hat tip also to leftcoaster, who was the first to make a "Tickle Me Wombat" joke!) Congratulations!

Thanks to all who entered! New picture on Monday!

Whoa Whoa! I get a "tip of the hat" but ktulu gets the prize?

That's like saying Cinderella has the shoes that fit, but the ugly stepsister goes to the ball.

:Eisner:

leftcoaster wrote:Whoa Whoa! I get a "tip of the hat" but ktulu gets the prize?

That's like saying Cinderella has the shoes that fit, but the ugly stepsister goes to the ball.

:Eisner:

HEY! The Eisner picture is way out of line!

Yeah, sorry leftcoaster, you were the first with that reference, but I thought ktulu's was the funnier line. You may appeal the decision, however; official protest forms are available on the third floor of the the United Arab Emirates consulate in Kiev. Ask for "Jeff."

2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 46 -- I bet you'll have fun with this one. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, sorry, just the glory of winning!

"In the original story the ghosts had very little impact on Scrooge, but when the lawyer came around he was quick to change his ways."