Stupid Guest Tricks

In the science fiction fandom community, we have a word for the people who do this sort of thing. We call them: furries.

A gawdamned rest stop on I-95 last night. Less than 100 feet from a clearly marked restroom. The whole purpose of a rest area on a major highway is to have bathrooms. But there she was, guiding her little son as he peed into the bushes. In public. In front of everyone. Did I mention that this was le...

After years of trying, I finally made it to Cedar Point last week. It was my first time there. I was alone. It was hot and humid. And I had just rode Top Thrill Dragster. Those are my excuses anyway. I was about to get into a queue for a rollercoaster. Me: Is this the one that hangs from the track o...

Maybe they should put a sample ride unit in front of the queue, and if anyone thinks they may be too big to ride, they can check before getting in line. Yeah, went to Cedar Point this past week and couldn't fit into the Millenium Force demo seat. Fit everywhere else though. Diet time for me. Intere...

I found more song lyrics: I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself...

I shall answer in the form of a haiku: Stay put in the seat. For if you stand you will risk Decapitation And also a quote from the Dead Milkmen's Song: Stuart: You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep y...

You should have offered her a wafer thin mint instead.

36) It's called Snow White's SCARY adventure. So yes, it's scary, if you go on it and your child is crying at the end, don't get upset at me and don't look at me and say, 'wow, that ride is kind of scary' Duh, it's got scary in the title. Also, when you get off, don't say any of the following: Wher...

I'm not trying to make you look dumb some one pointed it out to me when I said it not to long ago. Dry Ice does not melt, it evaporates into Carbon Dioxide. Technically it sublimates, going directly from solid to gas. Evaporation is water to gas. Melting is solid to water. I knew honors chemistry w...

Wonkette has more to say about the whole thing:

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/kimber ... on-butler/