Stupid Guest Tricks

Back in the day, I was working the Tomorrowland (Disneyland) ticket booth. A woman came up and asked, "Where's the one with the talking heads?" I was speechless because I had no frickin' idea what she was talking about. So she gets real mad and shakes her finger at the sign above my window...

On the Matterhorn, when we'd have a sled with an empty seat, we used to yell out to the grouper, "Hey, (name), do you want to put some MORON here?'

When I was a ticket seller I was trying to explain to this lame-o what her Magic Kingdom card would get for her. She was so stupid I had to explain it about 5 times. Then I noticed she hadn't signed it so I told her to put her "x" on the back.

--Ju mean I haf to pay for da bebe?