Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu is 100% right. I remember that attraction, I was 5 years old. It wasn't a ride, more of an exhibit. And that's true about the organ in the HM. As an old-timer, I can verify!

Having lived through the sixties and Women's Lib, I think that some gentlemen just don't know what to do. It is common courtesy to hold a door for someone of any gender. But in the sixties, women became militant about doing things for themselves. Some would get annoyed with men holding a door for th...

He must work cheap.

Then there was the time I climbed on my boat and saw all the dark-haired guests facing Monstro. Cool, I thought, I get to do my spiel in Spanish. Bienvenidos a Storybookland! They turned around with red dots on their foreheads and said, "We don't speak Spanish." Awkward.

I was loading elephants on Dumbo and one party ended up without an elephant. I looked at the elephant right by the exit gate, and saw a little boy who had not been in the line when I counted. I saw his father right by the exit gate and confronted him. "Is that the way you are bringing up your c...

I think anyone who doesn't have a life cannot qualify as a lifer.

To BR Wombat!

Sing yourself a song.

Happy belated birthday, Felinefan! So happy for you that you haz a kitteh! Should be lots of fun for you.

Hubby and I visited Carsland earlier this week, it is awesome! Also got to ride the new Matterhorn Bobsleds. Roomier sleds. Was the track always this rough, or am I just getting older? Leaving for a girlfriends trip on Monday to New Orleans for a week, then to Nashville to spend the Fourth with my s...

That makes me feel really sad for the poor people who bought season passes.