Stupid Guest Tricks

Accidental repost of below

I just wanted to make the announcement that I have been hired today. I have taken appropriate action in my profile to reflect this. Because I had so much Department of Transportation stuff to do, it took a full month to get to this point, but because I am driving a bus, I got FPed on Traditions so I...

And as someone who likewise has been on both sides of that counter (okay, not in Vegas), I really appreciate that piece. Thanks for posting it!

I think it was brilliant on the SG's parts to say something like that. I mean, of course you can't just close the doors like that, THEN call security. Eh, whatever. I think you handled that quite well.

Well said, Zazu. I thoroughly enjoyed your informative...(looking for a word that describes it without sounding demeaning)... can I say "dissertation" without it meaning the wrong thing? This is all very fascinating to me, being that I am days or maybe even just hours away from being a CM ...

I don't know what my schedule will be, as I'll be driving buses at that point, and I know they want me for all the hours I will take. Put me down tenatively. If I can, I would like to be there.

The last time I was chosen for a stage thing was during a magic show at the Golden Horseshoe that did not last long. I had to check the straight jacket and cinched it to tight, he did squeak. Being a magician myself, I always go until their eyes water. If the eyes aren't watering, it's all just an ...

Ah, Wombat, you give too much credit. He only realizes he's a SG if it benefits him in some way. I would bet he's used that before and it got him results, so he tried it with Celebration. The obvious answer to his question is yes, but not for the purposes of parking. Of course, hindsight brings the ...

Hey, they're gonna try to do a good job... it's just that with only one day to do it, I doubt they ever could...I know I couldn't without the proper training...

I don't know. You would have to ask.

I, of course, was taking the high road and saying Syndrome could medicate you for the rest of us. But I digress.

Terry, question for you... Did you start out in Monorail, or did you go there from another department?