Stupid Guest Tricks

"The last known picture of Wombat while he annoys the natives."

"Heeeeeeere's a lawsuit!"

"Today I made for you a french fry flambé, enjoy."

"I really picked the wrong shirt for this event."

"How can anyone understand this 'new' Math?"

"Hey, my watch stopped, could you tell me what time it is?"

"Originally, the Addams Family was going to include a barbershop singing lawyer. The idea was considered way too terrifying and Uncle Wombat was ultimately cut."

"And now we're going to paint a happy Eiffel Tower."

"Wombat thought he could train Lasolimu to eat the Vocal Majority's competition, but the movie lied. Dragons cannot be trained."

"Sir, I don't care that your name is also wombat, I'm still going to need another passport for you."