Stupid Guest Tricks

Ah, well that's a bit more managable. I should enter ;)

"I don't want to work those, can I pick up trash and clean toilets? What about work security, I'll clean the park of SG's..."

So whoever wins has to pay taxes on the 85k too. There is a story on some dude who won a trip to space, but can't go because he can't pay the taxes. Companies always give the highest possible amount it could be. "Oh, the trip will only cost $joe_guest $2500, but the winner of this, well, it'll ...

Taking the pic and posting it on the various disney boards is a great idea! I'll do this on my next trip :twisted: Hmmm...maybe I'll start a website dedicated to this! "Experienced a stupid guest at a amusement/theme park? Take their picture and post it here!" They could post the story beh...

What about custodian?

My dream job is to be a network admin for Disney. I don't want to deal with the public :)

wow, that looked like something that I experienced when I was there.

Oh wait, it was me screaming when the boats got backed up on IASW and we were stuck inside...

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Episode_VI:_Return_of_the_Jedi "The film was originally titled Revenge of the Jedi. However, a few weeks before the film's premiere, George Lucas changed the title, stating revenge could not be used because Jedi do not seek revenge." Lucas chang...

All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."

We were at Babies R Us, and asked an employee there about something. She responded in such broken english that she eventually just walked away from me and my wife when she looked at me and she could tell that I had no idea what she was trying to piece together in her limited english. When we checked...

The only rocks I like on my space mountain are astroids, unless I get to pick my own music. The Chili Peppers would not be my first choice. I could always bring my ipod :) Me: "Man, Rockin Space Mountain was great!" CM: "You liked the Chili Peppers song?" Me (pointing to ipod): &...

People visit a Disney park and expect lines. So, if they see one, they'll stand in it, even if they don't know what it's for :) I always approach with a wide berth, survey the building/line/area and find the best path. My wife and I have found that this reduces our overall wait time. Sometimes I'll ...