Stupid Guest Tricks

There was one time I was working the walk way during Fantasmic! and guest started to jump the fence of the River Belle Terrance where the table and chairs are. One guest jumped after another. I just wanted to kill them. I mean, COME ON PEOPLE!!!! HELLO!!! THERE'S A FENCE THERE FOR A REASON!! SAFETY ...

I just hate it when guests take the ropes down themselves, when they do that, there's a mad rush of people going through and people geting stepped and stomped on.

Me working during Fantasmic! between the entrance way between Frontierland and Adventureland:

Male Guest: Where's the bathroom?
Me: You can go behind the tree!! :P

Since after all, the male bathroom is behind a big tree!! :D

CujoSR wrote:One I always used was "The Other Park"

That's what I call KBF!!

When I was hired in:

Newly hired CM: Where did you work?
ME: The "Other Park" (with finger quotes)
Them: Oh, DCA??!?!?!
Me: NO! The "OTHER PARK"!!
Them: Huh?? (Pause) O k, KBF!!

LOL

If they do something stupid like that, then they can't graduate. That's not true. They already graduated, hence "grad" night (oh yea that was a joke I made before). Wrong. Depends on the school, I suppose, but I know every school in the ABC unified school district goes to Grad Night BEFOR...

At Greeter at HISTA:

Guest past the "Space Mountain is closed sign"
Guest: Where's the entrance to Space Mountain?
Me: Go straight to the Blue wall, knock it three times, wait for the little monkey with a top hat and say 'Walk Disney Sent Me."
Guest: O k
(Walks off)

I have one of those numbers programed into my phone. I actually used it to. I had to look it up on my phone so I told the guy I had just got a new number and hadn't memorized it yet. I wish I could've seen the look on his face when he called it. Classic. Maybe I should change my phone number at wor...

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I go for "It's at home with the T.V and the VCR" or "Whenever you check it out at the library and put it in your VCR and press "Play".

I used to work at Knotts during the summer of 2001. It was a great place with many people to work with. Now, I work at Disney. Lots of people I know that work at Disney that I used to work at Knotts. Pay is much better at Disney then at Knotts.

IndyBob wrote:Pick it up? You mean we are suppose to turn that stuff in? My bad.

They are not suppose to pick it up. We are suppose to confiscate it that they can never get it back again. If they do something stupid like that, then they can't graduate.