Stupid Guest Tricks

Who is exactly this Creepy Smiling Man??? What does he look like??? Any pictures??/ Why is he creepy????

My Info: Sex (Male, Female): Male Seeking (Male, Female): Female Purpose (Long Term, Dating, Friendship, Something Else): Long term relationship, tennis partner, friends Year of Birth: 1982 (21) Location: Near Anaheim, near DLR My Height: 5'4", I think, that is what is says on my Driver's lice...

Why are guests so lazy???

Why do they have the tendancy to cross the ropes for a short cut and not just walk around it???

I go for Fantasmic!:

"Please keep walking folks, this is a walkway only!! IF you stop, people behind them will stop. If they stop people BEHIND them with stop. If THEY stop people BEHIND THEM with stop!!! Get the picture??!?!?!"

Oh, I forgot, DCA is also known as the Red-Headed-Stepchild of Disney, :D

I work at "Honey, I Shrunk The Audience", or what many guest calls it, "Honey, I shrunk the Kids", anyways, this is slightly off topic, but I heard a fellow CM tell a story of how a guest was coming saw the three side doors, keep in mind that they all lead into the auditorium, an...

It's true, they are going to close the park on May 4th to get everything
ready for the 50th celebration.

About Space Mountain: Guest: (After passing "Space Mountain is closed" sign) How long is the wait for Space Mountain? Me: Two years!! Guest: Really??? Me: Yup Guest: Where's the entrance to Space Mountain? Me: (Using two finger point towards entrance of Space Mountain) Down there towards t...

No matter what other name I hear for "Fantasmic!", I get different names for it. I just want to slap them silly. I mean, come on!! I am wearing the Fantasmic! costume with the shirt and jacket that has "Fantasmic!" on it. They seem to call it: "Fantasia!" "Fantasma...

You went to the SBC Unifief School District?? Which school?? I know I went to Grad Nite before our graduation. I assume you meant "ABC" :) Yeah, I went to Whitney High School....class of 1998. No, I'm not that smart. Whenever I tell someone where I went to high school and they've heard of...