Stupid Guest Tricks

Here are my pet peeves. Stupid pin traders who give us the crappy, cheap ass TEN CENT Sedesma (Spain) pins ALL THE TIME and get a $6.00+ pin from us. Stupid pin traders who see a pin on my KID LANYARD and then proceed to grab any random kid and try to get the pin from me and then get mad when I ref...

If i remember correctly it's either a year or six months. But I'm not positive.

Now when I worked at Disney there was a sign on the auto plaza at the Studios, I'm not sure about the other parks, that said that Distrubition of Literature is not permitted in the parks.

I usually used the rule if you aren't an ass about smoking, or somebody doesn't complain about the smoke I wouldn't say anything. Then again if they were inside a building or someplace that could be considered a building I would tell them that they would have to have put the cig out. Then again if F...

CM: I am going to report you to your manager me: Let me get them for you. (This is now a reprimandable offense including termination for CMs) CM: What's your name Perhaps the CM wants to get fired. If they get fired this way they will be able to collect unempolyment while looking for another job si...

What about managment not taking an attraction 101 when it needs to be taken down. I'm not talking about critical safety issues where maintence needs to be called in for a reset. I'm talking about huge show issues. Like on the Great Movie Ride the witch's head falling off in Oz. Or total loss of show...

I hated the dance/cheer competitions that Disney has at the Studios. The last for I think 2 or 3 months. The children, 12 at the oldest, act like they own the place. They don't sit down on the rides, and take flash pictures more than the Brazilians. When they do all of this dangerous stuff the paren...

Do that on your last day, I somewhat did. I mean for me what were they going to do. . . fire me! :notallthe I would have loved it if they did. I would have gotten to go home and start my move and get paid for the entire day!

On my last day when a guest came up to me when we were 101 I told them we closed it just to ruin their day. Man it felt so good telling those fuckers off. The we came all the way from (insert far away place here) just to ride this. I told them at night well we were open from 9 am, it is now 10 pm, t...

When I worked at coaster a long long time ago I had a guest decide that the space between the trains, not on the coupling, was a perfectly good place to experance the attraction. After all standing on the ground under the track would seem to be a logical place to ride a ride. Everybody in the load a...