Stupid Guest Tricks

Like most CM I know, I really hate strollers. They seem to be getting larger and larger and people feel they should take they should get special privileges for using them. I am really annoyed by people who feel they have the right to use the wheelchair ramp because they have a stroller. A stroller i...

Hi all! First and foremost, I have to tell you how much I've enjoyed lurking on this board. I spent quite awhile reading old threads and making sure that on our most recent trip we didn't become fodder for the board. :) After our last trip, I wanted to finally post and say a big thank you to all of...

I know there are going to be a lot of people judging me or thinking I am just bizzare. Doesn't bother me one way or another. My friend and I decided to rent mobility scooters for the day and see about hitting all four parks in a day. Its not to try and cheat to get in fast pass lanes. I am not reall...

I don't think the people that do that want to experience a park to its fullest, they just want to go in, ride an attraction, then go to the next park. These kind of people really annoy me. They are the ones who walk in and ask where the rides are. Then when you talk them about shows or other cool s...

So the "Guest" Internet has been up and kinda running for a little while now. Since its really been around I have had a few guest freak out on me. I had one guest come running up and ask the password for one of the locked Wifi channels because the guest one was not working and she planned ...

Has anyone done it? I would think it would be an exhausting day. I think I am going to spend one day this holiday season and check out the decorations at all four parks.

I wonder if I rented an ecv to shuttle my fat rear end around the parks if that would help me.

I recently has a crazy woman at Magic Kingdom Push my friend during MISICI. She wanted to cross the street while the floats where moving. My friend never broke a smile and she went crazy. He insisted for safety she stay on the sidewalk. She then took both hands and shoved my friend back. Then she sc...

I can not believe I forgot these

'Where is a good place to watch the parade?"

"Where is a good place to watch the fireworks"

I get asked where the bathroom and the smoking area a few hundred times a day just like everyone else. My favorites questions/comments I get asked "Where are the rides?" or "Which way to the rides?" "So do I hop on that train up there now to get to the rides?" "We ...

Are you sure that is not a dude? She looks a little too drag queenish. Maybe its the wig. I hope for her sake its a wig.