Stupid Guest Tricks

What are the existing titles awarded for various levels of posting? We gotta put these things in perspective, ya know.

Whatever happened to sporks?

Weeble bragged: In other news, I had relations in the wheelhouse once while spieling to the guests. Big deal. I once had relations on the back platform of the steam train in plain view of a whole carload of guests and all the guests standing on the station platforms. . . . It was my parents, two cou...

Word leaked out about the ADA requirement issue, and how it would look bad for the Park to announce they were closing a ride rather than bring it up to code. Then why is Skyway in Florida still running? Where they don't have jerks like Grimes trying to self-promote... The Skyway at WDW closed five ...

Freak wrote: Zazu wrote: Really stupid guests go to Pete's Garage, turn left into the wings, go wandering around backstage, and end up falling into the water inside the submarine show building. (Oh yes, they do it about twice a year on average!) I'm suprised that you guys don't have the sub show bui...

Dante wrote: What I loved doing when a guest was pissed off at me, was to make fun of them, in a 'legal' manner. Pointing out how stupid they were being, or how lame their logic was, etc., but doing it in a way that wasn't blatant. If I have time, I subject such guests to a jury of their peers. Okay...

Zazu wrote: One of my favorite stories about cast theft involved a CPer... Do you know what year, just out of curiosity? I was in the CP in 2001, and I'm just wondering if it was anyone I know. 2000, IIRC. I'm sure he wasn't the only one to try this stunt -- it's not like there are many new scams t...

One of my favorite stories about cast theft involved a CPer. He was trained at the Camera Center by a CM who was about to leave for maternity. He nicked her signin code, and every time he had a cash transaction, used her code insead of his own, then executed a refund (to his pocket) after the guest ...

Polar33 wrote: I always joke when I see it happen that if somebody tried entering my house through the garage I'd call the cops. Thankfully Mickey is more understanding. What Garage? Mickey's Country House at WDW's Magic Kingdom includes a garage. Alert guests enter through the front door, turn lef...

Personally, I use the Imagineering definition of "People Eater" -- an attraction that can take thousands of guests per hour off the sidewalk. The nickname I use for the PeopleMover (backstage) is "Moron Muncher" because of how they look after trying to jump from one train to anot...