Stupid Guest Tricks

Apparently we're going to have to wear shineable shoes now. Do the managers care that most shinable shoes aren't comfortable for walking and standing for long periods of time? ... Do they care that most shinable shoes aren't safe for walking and pushing carts in the rain? I buy my shoes at a police...

If there's gay guys in row three checking you out, and the ride cascades again... DO NOT GO BACK OUT THERE... They will just stare at you ass some more. Reminds me of working as Conductor at Frontierland during Gay Day last year. I was shouting "All Aboard" in my typical overloud style wh...

Dante wrote:

Polar33 wrote:

But I'm still on a Disney paycheck after all...

True. I remember those days, and don't blame you in the least.

I don't blame you either. If the ads aren't enough, let us know. Some of us just might be willing to help share the load.

Cujo wrote:

To help defray some of the cost of running a website we have setup some banner ads for you to enjoy. You know what to do.

Um... install Pop-Up Blocker?

Cheshire wondered,

I wonder if they will close all the Thunder Mts. until the investigation is over.

Big Thunder at WDW closed in mid-August for a long-scheduled 3-month rehab.

CM: I'm sorry pardner, but you just ain't tall enough to ride Splash Mountain yet. Guest: Of course he's tall enough! He was tall enough to ride Big Thunder just yesterday! CM: Ma'am, Big Thunder has been closed for a week now -- there's big chunks of track missing. I don't believe anybody rode it ...

Not that we don't love WDW. I just came back from a trip out there. Great respect for anyone who can work in that weather. Does it rain like that all the time or were we just lucky? No, the rains stops in early November and doesn't start up again until mid-February. If there's any part of my job I ...

Weeble said:

It is all about the WESTSIDE!!!

West side huh? So where are the WDW attraction posts supposed to go?

Dante reminded:

Not to metion the accident reports you have to fill out.

Ouch! I forgot about the paperwork. Good point.

Can I at least watch them fall on their butt without hurting themselves seriously?

I don't know what it is about August, but it seems to be the month for tossing babies off the train. :shock: First was the family at Toontown. I tried to get on the rear platform only to discover the entry was stacked with strollers. "Sorry folks, you have to take the strollers on the seats wit...