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by Darksin
Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:56 am
Forum: Stupid Employee Tricks
Topic: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Replies: 50
Views: 16690

Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs

How many Seaworld Orlando Employees does it take to change a light bulb? Let's Count! *Does her best Sesame Street Count Impression* 1 Parks Ops person to notice the light is out and report it. 5 More Park Ops employees to notice the light being out, complain about it but not bother to report it. 3 ...
by Darksin
Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:09 am
Forum: Other Theme Parks
Topic: Seaworld Orlando: No, those sealions are real.
Replies: 28
Views: 17354

Re: Seaworld Orlando: No, those sealions are real.

Thanks!

This seems to the be one story I am constantly re-telling to people. It seems no one can ever simply believe the level of stupid which runs rampent at any park. Oh the wealth of tales I can tell and not all of them come from the employee side either! :D:
by Darksin
Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: Other Theme Parks
Topic: Seaworld Orlando: No, those sealions are real.
Replies: 28
Views: 17354

Seaworld Orlando: No, those sealions are real.

After browsing I decided that this is a group of people who can truly appreciate the comedic genus of this story. Many moons ago, back in high school, I worked for Seaworld Orlando (yes, before the 'Adventure Parks' got tacked on and we got stuck in fish print). Stadiums, Sealion and Otter to be exa...