Stupid Guest Tricks

There is only one exception that I know of that ANY cm at WDW is willing to make. And that is for Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Playground and Honey, I Shrunk the Audience. Simply due to the 99.9% similar names. Other than that, we have maps, WITH the names of the attractions for a reason. The maps are l...

Cant say anything for the CDS at GMR since I dont work there. Gee. Guess Ill have to thank that manager for giving Disney World yet another damn Fastpass item (There are three for those of you who dont know: 1. Regular 2. Surprise FP (Found at Mission: SPACE and Test Track) 3. Instant Fastpass (Any ...

At least in WDW we do not have a 1-day park hopper ticket. That's not entirely true. True there isnt a pass that can be bought like that but a one park-one day pass can also be upgraded for entrance to another park on the same day, so in a way, we do have it, just not really known. I know here at t...

I normally let stuff like Star Tours and Indiana Jones slide simply because they are just too damn alike in the names. Ok so maybe not star tours. But Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye....Thats easy to get mixed up since both ToD and FE are so closly named.

Ive never seen Light Magic before...never been to the other Mouse House either in fact. What was so bad about it? I mean, I have the soundtrack for it and I love it. But is it one of those parades thats like "Oh just hurry up and get it the hell over with" or what? Then again, Im one of th...

Wait? 16? Geez. Here at WDW, if they found someone working an attraction (as in sending the cars, ect.) at 16 they would fry your ass on the spot. And this is true they want you to be 18 that way when you do encounter that one tourist that pisses you off, when you "accidently" kill the per...

By that I mean what other names have guests (In my case because of the book, tourists/idiots) called attractions (Not what CMs call them), things such as: Tower of Terror: Terror of Tower, Terror Tower Fantasmic!: Fantasia, Fantastic, Fantasy, Spectromagic, Sorcerry in the Sky. Honey, I Shrunk the K...

Guest: Which way to the monorail? Me: We dont have a monorail here at the Studios Guest: Yes you do! I came here this morning on one! Me: Oh, we tore that one down a few hours ago. Im not lying on this... Guest: What? Me: Here's Your Sign. You either drove, took a bus or took the boat to get here. W...

Here's some guest versions of Fantasmic at the Studios Fantasmic Fantastic Fantasia SPECTROMAGIC Yes folks that's right, someone asked: Is this the line for spectromagic? (Sacry thing, it was a guest who asked a stupid question about the monorail station at the studios which doesnt exsist) Nope, thi...

Well I know at the MGM Studios here in Orlando Florida these are some of the terms that I know off the top of my head ToT(s)-Theater of the Stars (Thought it'd be Tower of Terror wouldn't ya) Tower-Tower of Terror RRC-Rockin Roller Coaster Epic-Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular HISK-Honey, I Shru...