Stupid Guest Tricks

I have no difficulty envisioning that. Plus, with what the two of you do with the nonprofit, doesn't that count as a job in and of itself, like, more than full-time?

Those easily offended should rethink their presence on SGT.

Bus driver trainer, driving instructor... so many great ones out there.

According to the ad, the ceiling fan is a prop from Casablanca.

You going west (boo, hiss...) or coming east (yay!)?

No pressure.

None at all.

None whatsoever.

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So what you're saying is that we have to get him really, really drunk first, and then be really respectful of your other neighbors (they are all welcome if they bring ingredients) so he doesn't have a leg to stand on. I think we can manage. Or, we can find another place. Hotels rent meeting space fo...

That is a beautiful house. The view alone is worth the price, and to have that piece of Uncle Walt would be beautiful too. Now just to come up with half a million dollars. The opinion expressed in this post is personal and not given as a current or former REALTOR(R). It should not be taken in any so...

Huh. I thought that was only a problem on Safari. I started calling it Safari Syndrome. "Trust me, ma'am. That rhinoceros is real. And that one that you're trying to climb out of the truck to touch likes to think of himself as a puppy. A 3,000 pound lap dog. Just imagine your minivan, trying to...

Can I make a Roy Rogers? Best you ever had. As far as ice cream, I have no opinion. I think it should be equally made both ways, but it should have a different name with ice cream, because it is a different drink. The mudslide should be the mudslide. So I guess I do have an opinion. And DMom, next t...

If all went according to what I believe should have happened, then right now he is at the Orange County jail. I had made my decision when he and his party came up the first time: They were NOT getting into my establishment. When I am present, my favorite thing in the world is my boss's liquor licens...