Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:What if I take 15 friends with me and give them a tour of the site?

My dad essentially does that every time he sets foot in the parks.

My dad told me that bees are attracted to carbon dioxide. So, growing up, I'd hold my breath when I saw a bee...

..of course, that doesn't keep the bee from flying toward me, so now I just walk "around" the bee.

hobie16 wrote:Morgan Freeman.

Hehe...why, oh why, does everything remind me of LOLcats or a related site?

But I expect the unexpected. If I didn't expect them than they would be unexpected, but I expect the unexpected so I expect them. This gives us a contradiction so therefore my assumption of not expecting them is false so I expect them. You cannot refute the math. I could get more formal if you like...

Geez, I should stop going to these sites so often...

After seeing this, I've got that song stuck in my head.

No-Holds wrote:7. Guests who want Row 1 on a ride that's in the dark.

I don't really care where I am...I have my eyes closed the whole time anyway. (The wind-in-the-eyes thing ain't my cup o' tea.)

BRWombat wrote:So... it's like an only child being his/her parents' "favorite"?

Exactly...just like I'm my grandma's favorite granddaughter in Kentucky.

BRWombat wrote:Was she, by any chance, wearing a warthog costume?

Haha...no. Just a t-shirt and jeans. Having a warthog's face that close to mine would've been even creepier (and I definitely would've noticed it!).

People who run through your shot. Or, even better, the ones who pose like their in your group...even though you've never seen them in your life. Now, everyone will ask "Who's that?" and you'll just have to say "I have no idea." That happened to me once. We was waiting for a para...