Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:What makes him distinguished from the other Bigfoots (Bigfeets?)
and where did he return from?

Well, he supposedly lives only in KY...I don't know, maybe only drunken rednecks get to see him.

Not sure where he went, the sightings just went down for a couple years.

I'm celebrating the return of the Kentucky Bigfoot. Haha...lots of people around here are convinced he's real.

:hysteria:

BRWombat wrote:When I write haiku
There is always one problem
Too many syllab

I know how you feel
Counting them out takes too long
I always have troub-

A bit. There are some sane people left...like... *shines spotlight out into the audience* THAT GUY! :D: I was in one show where they picked a guy in the back of the room, all by his lonesome. They kept making jokes about his B.O. :rolleyes: Of all the "THAT GUYs" I've seen, he stands out ...

Was his (or hers).
Only <insert number> days left of parole!
I Like Ike.

Or you could just make up some holidays...

A family friend told her little girl that the "binky fairy" was coming to take all of the "binkies". Another friend had (conveniently!) had a baby recently, so the "binky fairy" took the binkies to the new baby. It worked like a charm!

Two words, Tabasco Sauce. This is what my parents used to get us to stop needing a pacifier. It didn't work on one of us, but I am starting to suspect that his mouth doesn't detect capsaicin. Pacifier goes in the mouth, it burns, and we are done. My mom just cut the tips off of all my pacifiers, wh...

Lasolimu wrote:Thanks, I had almost forgotten about this. And who would want to do that?

Who indeed...