Stupid Guest Tricks

BRWombat wrote:Yes, but what is the actual question?

The mice finally admitted that the question was, "What is 6 X 7?"

lady ulrike wrote:I know that answer, it's 42. :)

Only the mice know for sure.

I was asked to be a Jehovah's Witness but I said I couldn't because I didn't see the accident.

Whenever I get trapped by Bible thumpers, I tell them that I belong to the First Church of Frisbeetarianism. When they question that I tell them that our only belief is when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and no one can get it down.

Works every time. :D:

Zazu wrote:"That's where the empty seats are. Or you could wait ten minutes for the next train," I explained.

You baffled them with logic!!

Zazu wrote:Only appropriate, as Williams has recently suggested those two colors as the ones Disney management most deserve to be.

That might make it even more interesting. Just think of the possibilities if Jeffrey Katzenberg and Michael Ovitz produced.

Years ago, in fact it was so long ago that it was in black and white, there was a one hour special with Jonathan Winters going through DL and riffing on all the attractions. One of the best was where he was a pirate captain on the Columbia (long before Pirates of the Carribean) and throwing the crew...

Scott45 wrote:...what the frell is a churro?

A cholesterol bomb.

Brazillians, over all, are a bunch of weenies and whiners. I took some friends to a luau one night. A group of Brazilian Volkswagen dealers were also attending. It started to sprinkle a little half way through the show and all the VW dealers ran like they were going to melt. :eek: I showed everyone ...

In actuality there are about 5-10 mugs in the back. Just take out 3 or 4 at a time, recycling what you brought out 3 times already.... It's amazing how a previously rejected mug will suddenly be PERFECT! This kinda reminds me of a story I heard when I worked for Pac Bell. One company was set up wit...