Stupid Guest Tricks

Bigger lighter.

"You think because you're in color, that makes you special?"

First, the stupid guest trick of the day. Picture this: an older lady, grandma, no doubt wanting to have fun with a grandson. He is sitting on her lap, or standing, depending on the moment while they both try and drive the "scooter of death" as my wife put it. We finally passed her as we w...

One more time shouldn't hurt too bad then.

Huh. I thought that was only a problem on Safari. I started calling it Safari Syndrome. "Trust me, ma'am. That rhinoceros is real. And that one that you're trying to climb out of the truck to touch likes to think of himself as a puppy. A 3,000 pound lap dog. Just imagine your minivan, trying t...

We are going west this time. I would love to be heading east. We have done that a couple of times, but it is about 3x as much. We can drive to land, but have to fly to world. We have annual passes to land, but the tickets for world are a little more. Maybe in a couple of years again, unless someone ...

The YANXWIN family will be doing recon for SGT behavior next week. We usually come up with a few good ones each trip. It's been since July that I've been there and I know I won't be able to sleep the night before. I never do.

I didn't realize she was the voice actor. That's too bad.

"I thought this was a dream......but I still have my clothes on; and there are no unicorns this time."

BRWombat wrote:Funny. And "Why were you in Fargo?" is always a valid question.

I don't think most locals have figured out an answer to this question yet either.