Stupid Guest Tricks

Glad someone brought this up. :D Also add part B to this: Why do people attempt to walk against the grain of traffic flow? Why can't people generally keep to the right when walking? I realize that people come to DL and WDW from countries where driving on the left is the norm, but hey, you're in the ...

And just think how many of these people could be at the controls of a nuclear power plant ? :shock:

Homer Simpson anyone? DOLT!

Its a shame that we can't make people who loose frivilious lawsuits criminally liable.... Actually it was the PROSECUTION that made the case. The girl and her mother notified a detective and they brought the case to the DA. The DA then decided there was "enough evidence" to take the case ...

GMC wrote:i hate explaining the switch passes, too much for the guests to process.

Most of them can't even grasp the concept of FP, let along switch passes.

Disney711 wrote:I have guests constantly referring to Cirque du Soleil as Circus Ole.

Would that be a circus with a bullfight ?

Isn't it correct that with a men's jacket, you use your right hand to zip it up/down, while a woman's jacket you have to use your left hand to zip it up/down ?

Ok. Ok. IndyandMarion, you are right. Mea Culpa. Peace.

People probably want the first row because their tour book told them to try and get the front row. Unfortunately, the same tour book does NOT say the front row for EACH attraction, but once the 'smart' guest reads it once, they 'read' it each time. :roll:

well I was referring to the world trade center. "The Twin Towers," it pisses me off. You could say "They don't exist anymore." Ok, sure there are map at the entrances to each with the attraction names listed. Last I remember, the guests were there to have a good time, not to hav...

nitro-junkie wrote:Old hat, but still...I always enjoyed being in the men's room and answering calls regarding my 10-20 with a loud flush of the toilet. Eventually this became SOP in Show Services for anyone with a radio.

Pulling an Archie Bunker, huh ? :D