Stupid Guest Tricks

Are you sure she wasn't looking for the "chicken out" door?

Maybe the kid was scared, and she wanted to get him out of there asap?

Ok, today I had another GMR Here's your sign Going into Casablanca the scene shown is the end of the movie with Humphry Bogard talking to Ingrid Bergman just before she gets on the airplane. A guest says "Oh my favorate, Gone With the Wind." I look at her and said, yeah those civil war ai...

Would much prefer the yapping of an inquisitive & fun child :lol: than the constant complaining of an adult who won't listen. :twisted: Most kids are way cool! And most kids know more about the park(s), then their stupid parents. They usually know what the attraction is called and where it is. :)

I remember having a kid who held up a cylce at Dumbo for 6 mins. After grouping and loading I'm checking my half of the dumbos and there is a dumbo with 4 kids in it. Apparently the parents decided it was a good idea to just let their kids join the group without waiting all together in line (we wou...

I hate it when people do this. Whe parents get on dark rides and don't want their children sitting on their laps so they tell them, "the lady said you had to sit by yourself" I love telling them you know actually they can sit on your lap. They always look soooooooo pissed cause I ruined t...

No joke. I've had more than one guest ask for tape so they can keep the bottle cap on there. One large guest I had even went so far as to recommend we keep a stockpile of bottle caps for guests like her. Maybe there also needs to be a sign on the back that says "WIDE LOAD" and have the re...

Must...resist...temptation...to...go..to...Mansion..and..ask...

"So, where is the Fat Ass entrance?"

DLSweeper wrote:I've heard stories where people "finger paint" in the men's R/Rs. They've wrote things like "Hi" and other greetings. Nasty, eh?

That is just pure disgusting. :shock:

At Mansion we had this sign over the gate showing where stand by and fastpass were to go. Somehow it got bumped and lost two letters so it sait Fat ass not Fastpass. My lead tore it down. So we are signless, at least 4 times a day "You really should have a sign that says where we should go...&...

It was Michael Cortland on trial, NOT Disney. Disney had NO REASON to offer these sorry excuses for people any money. And I hope they never do. In fact, one of the defense witnesses was a civil lawyer. He told the court that he didn't take the case, because he didn't see much money in the outcome. :...