Stupid Guest Tricks

Could you electrify the water so that if a stoopid guest gets out, they get eletrecuted ?

[quote="BRWombat"]Honestly, I keep the Snopes website bookmarked because I have a relative who repeatedly needs fact-checking. He'll mass-forward one of these "informative" emails, I'll reply with the Snopes article debunking it, and he'll say sorry. But then not too long later, ...

SNIP... I didn't say anything but this time there is light visble between the hair and the post, and the guy sees it and says something about out side, and i wished him a nice day. Oh so that's how you do it... you have a sign outside the attraction that has a taller height line ("you must be ...

When I first got on here, I also got a little "excited" with IndyandMarion regarding what guests call certain attractions. When it was explained to me what the reason this mb exists (not that http://www.stupidguestricks.com isn't obvious), I also have begun to laugh at the stories. I espec...

Oh my God, I'm being threatened with banishment! :( It seems you have trouble understanding what I've posted. To treat guests the way IndyandMarion claims he does is disgusting. If he's not capable of handling himself in a more decent manner until he can vent his frustrations in private, then he ha...

And just think....

All those calorically challenged people really just beat the disease called Anorexia.

Just a quick note to WDW cast: Those aren't bilge rats, "lurking below the Heathen surfaces, waiting for the right moment to strike." Those are alligators. Professional alligators. The sort of alligators who eat bilge rats for lunch and don't even bother to spit out the bones. Be glad Dis...

Isn't there some sort of switch that allows the ECV to be "faster?"

Oh, and don't forget that bottle cap for the horn!

"What's your name?" (Asked by dumb blonde)

"Heywood. Haywood Jablome"

How large of a calorically challenged person will the seatbelts accomidate? A couple of years ago, I was on a plane, where I saw the flight attendant hand the little seat belt thingie that they use as a demo to a calorically challenged hippo in first class. At least he didn't try and squeeze into a ...