Stupid Guest Tricks

One of my (male) co-workers was wearing a "Yolanda" nametag the other day.

(I sometimes wish more people would wear wrong nametags ... We have 5 or 6 people named either John or some variation thereof (jonathon, jonathan, jon, etc), and all of them wear the correct nametag)

This happened to me last week at Kilimanjaro Safaris (yeah, I know, I'm on the DLR board, not the WDW board, but this thread seems to have some longevity to it) -- When I clocked in this morning, first position I got was "Honorary Family". Basically, one Safari CM goes over to the rope-dro...

(posted on a sign in our breakroom ... copied as best as my memory will allow) You get in your car, start it, put it into gear, and then honk twice before moving it You've looked for the radio (in your personal car) to call Kilimanjaro 12 and request permission to back up...but only with a spotter. ...

Oh shut up. AK is a freakin zoo, just an over extravigant, Disney Magic enhanced park to make it look like it's not a zoo. Yeah, yeah, the CMs know it's a zoo, some of the guests know it's a zoo, and until there's some more attractions (everest is a good start), it's still going to be a zoo. Doesn'...

surprised to see nobody's mentioned Tree of Life (It's Tough to be a Bug) yet. Green baggy costume ... looks like pjs. I've never had the misfortune of having to wear it, but I've heard they're rather uncomfortable. The new WDW jungle cruise costume is the Kilimanjaro Safaris costume, minus a should...

I'm pretty sure our managers use a combination of FLIK cards and knowing where the line is backed up to to make the determination on what to post as our wait time. As far as HYS posts ... I was asked if we had animals in the park. No, we just call it "Disney's Animal Kingdom" because we th...

My favorite is when I'm grouping, and I ask a group "How many?" to which they respond "Yes". When did "How Many?" become a yes or no question? Personally, I actually enjoy grouping. Yes, it can be a bit stressful at times, but, if you're at a busy attraction, time can g...