Stupid Guest Tricks

Wombat, new to the idea of L.A.R.P., decides to try the new Operation live-action game...

For the first time, the Sorting Hat was stumped. Thus, the House of Wombat was created...

I misread that as "Master Chief" Theme Park Challenge. I was thinking "Halo tourney?"

And somewhere, Bob Ross was rolling in his grave...

1. Wombat does not think much of the follow up to "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
2. Unfortunately, Wombat misunderstood what it means to be a "guest in the London Tower"….

"Do I know how to fly? Well, I've read all about how to run a monorail, how different can it be?"

A few moments later, to his distress, Wombat learns that the "Beefeaters" may not be allowed to smile, but they can and will beat the living daylights out of those who poke them.

Wombat was shocked, but pleasantly surprised, to see his pal Mickey had gotten the special sweater he had sent for his birthday...

Legal court…basketball court…I own both!

From the people that brought you The Four Baratones comes...The Four Wombats!