Stupid Guest Tricks

We get this a lot at Jaws. It smells for DAYS.

As long as I get to insult them right back...

Lasolimu wrote:As long as you don't start wearing that outfit, that would make you too easy to find.

I'll leave that up to the Team members at The Simpsons.

Big Wallaby wrote:I just might have to make a trip to Universal tomorrow.

I'm the new "Where's Waldo!"

This made me giggle in a big way. If it makes you feel any better, I was not working that day so you wouldn't have gotten to see me anyway. For the record: The Skipper Gordon that posts to SGT is a red headed female of amazonian proportions who occasionally answers to "Roosevelt" and "...

Scene 4 is the part just after the Gas Dock explodes. The ride is designed to have flame bars shoot across the water at that point, but it's too expensive so we rarely have them on...which leads to about 30 seconds of "look scared" time. It's a convenient time to remind guests about the ru...

I have contingency spiels for all sorts of things. There's the lap sitting spiel, the sit down and shut up spiel, the camera spiel, the e-stop spiel, the show backup spiel and many more designed to deal with any number of instances of guest and ride stupid. I usually find myself delivering these spi...

Reminds me of a shirt I saw on a guest at USF the other day. "Bed Hog." Mind you, this was a PRE-TEEN girl. I had a hard time refraining from smacking her parents (who were with her and had probably bought aforementioned offending garment).

I get this in the parks and in stores. I understand the latter a bit better since my other job requires me to do a lot of shopping-often with a tape measure around my neck. It still annoys me when this happens at Walmart. How many walmart employees know - or even care- what an inseam measurement is?

I must say Grad bash was much easier to handle this year. Spanning it out over three nights really helped to keep the crowds down and it was an extremely wise decision not to invite a few of the schools that caused problems last year. That being said, high school seniors have got to be some of the m...